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May 3, 2013 at 3:28am
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Yep… Never Ever!

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April 28, 2013 at 6:42pm
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3:09am
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“Sex without a condom is like sex but better. Like a whole lot better” - Sincerely Ms. RAW  
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As much as I kid, safe sex is the best sex guys. Unless you’re married and you’re doomed to wake up to that person’s face everyday, than sure you can do it the RAW way. But until then, wrap that monkey up! #safetyfirst

“Sex without a condom is like sex but better. Like a whole lot better” - Sincerely Ms. RAW  

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As much as I kid, safe sex is the best sex guys. Unless you’re married and you’re doomed to wake up to that person’s face everyday, than sure you can do it the RAW way. But until then, wrap that monkey up! #safetyfirst

2:29am
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I realized I’m so damn miserable without my ex-boyfriend that it’s like actually being with my ex-boyfriend.

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damned if you do, damned if you don’t. #lisarawtheories

12:50am
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He loves me. He loves me not. o.O

He loves me. He loves me not. o.O

April 26, 2013 at 1:57am
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palm these trees

palm these trees

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April 25, 2013 at 11:40pm
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HANGOVER PART III - BEHIND THE SCENES

Everyone say “Cheese” - The Hoe is Mine

HANGOVER PART III - BEHIND THE SCENES

Everyone say “Cheese” - The Hoe is Mine

11:31pm
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#firstdatelines

Him: hey what's your email so i can contact you?
Me: not interested dot com forward slash you

11:26pm
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He’s probably fucking someone else.

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- my standard relationship advice to women.

6:19pm
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