time of the month, more like bitch of the year.
That moment when you have a really bad period accident and your parents call the police
Mother Nature: It 's 8 am on a Sunday and this girl is still fast asleep?
Mother Nature: How best to wake her?
Mother Nature: Oh I know! *stabs her in the gut*
This Girl: Well ladifuckingda.
Me preguntaron sí me importas, un millón de recuerdos pasaron por mi mente y susurré “ya no”.
My Birthday Party :) #virgo
4 AM and I can’t sleep
plus I didn’t even bother wiping my makeup off
Maybe I should wipe it off
Let me tell you, I sometimes wish I had disturbing housemates so I could listen to them having extremely loud sex at least twice a day. That would be cool. Especially if they were hot. I’d might even consider joining in on lonely nights. Maybe. I don’t know. No guarantees though. But it would be a fun idea. Probably better than having a pet. Unless the pet was a sloth. I’d pick a slothy sloth over housemates any day.
Yep… Never Ever!
"Sex without a condom is like sex but better. Like a whole lot better" - Sincerely Ms. RAW
As much as I kid, safe sex is the best sex guys. Unless you’re married and you’re doomed to wake up to that person’s face everyday, than sure you can do it the
RAWway. But until then, wrap that monkey up! #safetyfirst
I realized I’m so damn miserable without my ex-boyfriend that it’s like actually being with my ex-boyfriend.
damned if you do, damned if you don’t. #lisarawtheories